So, only slightly more entertaining than the “Does billboard advertising work? JUST DID!” signs are those advertising the upcoming rapture. Seriously, thanks fundamental Christians for using all that money that could have been spent on starving orphans or irradiated Japanese to let me know that the fake rapture is coming. The rapture is this Saturday, and that sucks, but what doesn’t suck will be the post-rapture looting. Naturally, I’ve got my eye on some sweet Apple products. If my soul is going to be damned, it’s going to be damned with 30′ monitors all over my house.

But of course, when I RSVPd my looting intentions on the Facebook event, someone just had to go shooting down my plans and pointing out we have already all sold our souls to Steve.